Description: "...and don't call me Shirley." (Dr. Rumack)Dumb humor is the worst...except when it is the best! Is there anything worse than an obvious, predictable sight gag? Oh, HELL YES! How about a painfully bad pun? Or even worse, a combination of the two? It's no wonder that "Airplane" is one of the funniest movies ever made, especially impressive considering the title does NOT contain any of the following words: Blazing, Frankenstein, Grail, Holy, Monty, Python, Saddles, or Young. This sort of humor holds up whether meant for public consumption or for a more targeted, focused and specialized audience. So, YES, even hard-core Science-geeks will find humor where most of the rest of the public are left staring as they slowly back away. While many will out-cute themselves by trying too hard, sometimes a measure of restraint may result in the most obvious but still, the most clever. The first time we saw this "possible future design" was a faxed photo-copy of the artwork, back in the late spring of 1997. We placed an order within 15 minutes. Our first batch of shirts came in a few weeks later. This design has NEVER been less than a Top 15 design for us ever since. While the concept of the Periodic Table & Chairs is glaringly obvious, it is the attention to detail in the fine print concerning the Actinides and Lanthanides that makes this a brilliant design, BY a science-nerd, FOR science-nerds. Damn, we look good wearing it, too! From our current selection of top selling T-shirts! Up for sale is a fun t-shirt celebrating the building blocks of the entire Universe itself, the PERIODIC TABLE, reduced to its most useful as a basic element of home decoration. This design has been consistently popular since the first time we added it to our display and, until the Periodic Table itself is rendered useless, I can't ever foresee this shirt falling in popularity. These are BRAND NEW, FIRST QUALITY, 100% cotton shirts, available in size SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, XXL (EXTRA EXTRA LARGE, DOUBLE XL, 2XL), and/or XXXL (TRIPLE XL, 3XL). This is an original multi-color design, screen-printed onto top quality GILDAN ULTRA COTTON shirts for durability and long life...this is NOT some cheap iron-on design. Suggested to sell for $25.00 ($27.00 for 2XL, $29.00 for 3XL) and up (plus shipping), I am offering these for $24.00 each ($26.00 for 2XL, $28.00 for 3XL), which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
Price: 24 USD
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
End Time: 2024-11-10T08:46:14.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
Size: S-3XL
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Department: Unisex Adults
Material: 100% Cotton
Theme: CHEMISTRY HOUSEWARES
Pattern: ELEMENTAL FURNITURE DESIGN
Type: T-Shirt
Color: Creme/Light Tan/Natural
Style: Graphic Tee
Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
Brand: Gildan
Available Variations
Color: Regular
Price: 24 USD
Available Quantity: 6
Quantity Sold: 2
Color: Regular
Price: 26 USD
Available Quantity: 4
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Color: Regular
Price: 24 USD
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Quantity Sold: 4
Color: Regular
Price: 24 USD
Available Quantity: 6
Quantity Sold: 2
Color: Regular
Price: 28 USD
Available Quantity: 4
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Price: 24 USD
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