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Description: SAVE ME AS A SELLER AND RECEIVE SPECIAL MONTHLY DISCOUNTS AND COUPONS!!! AND SPECIAL WEEKLY DEALS, DAILY NEW ITEMS AND DEEP DISCOUNTS! Discounts so deep, you?ll walk away contemplating all kinds of things you?ve never considered! UPDATE: BOOKMANJOSH HAS BRUSH WITH DEATH ? GENERAL MANAGER LUCKY IS TEMPORARILY RUNNING THE STORE!!! Hey everybody, Lucky here. BMJ had a stroke and has to have heart surgery (seriously, the old man is a total mess) ?which means I?m running the Trading Post and to help him recover, I?m accepting offers on EVERYTHING IN THE STORE of up to 30% off!!! How can I do this? Well, BMJ has no clue what is going on and keeps running to open the clothes dryer every time his phone rings! He also keeps calling me Eddie ? so, I figured, why not let him recover in peace while I sell all his inventory off. Will Bookmanjosh recover? Maybe. The doctors said it will take about 6-7 months. All I know is that I get a 10% commission on everything while he tries to get the left side of his body to work again. For a couple of days, I just sat BMJ in a chair and threw paper wads at the back of his head while he stared out into deep space. I created a new game where I bounced the paper wads off the back of his head into a trash can while he sat there and mumbled but now he?s talking again, well, kind of. How did it happen??? It was an ambush by Dracula and a splinter cell of militant Lizard People just outside of Bakersfield in a Sonic Drive-through parking lot. Long story short, Dracula has a laser gun now and he?s got really good aim for being hundreds of years old. The last time we saw Dracula, he was running a plasma donation center in Montrose. Anyway, somehow he got in with the Lizard People, and we all know how nefarious those guys are. First it was using those e-scooters to spy on us and the next thing you know, they?re trying to assassinate Bookmanjosh and running multi-level marketing ponzi schemes involving Kangen water filters. Can you believe Dracula messaged BMJ after the ambush and tried to get him to buy a $4,000 water filter? Not sure WHAT to say about old Dracula, but Frankenstein reached out to BMJ to say he hoped for a quick recovery and that when he was on set with Abbot and Costello, making Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Dracula spent most of the shoot being a total diva. He wouldn?t talk to anyone on set but the director and spent all his time in his trailer. Frankenstein also mentioned that Costello kept trying to give everyone unwanted back rubs ? even when he was repeatedly told to stop. Hollywood, right? Anyway, you should really take some time to look through the current listings and buy some tokens, because heart surgery isn?t cheap. Well, gotta go help BMJ change his shirt again because he keeps drooling all over it. Want to make an offer on something you like? Make a reasonable offer and get a great deal! Really. Make the offer. Do it now! Thanks, Lucky, General Manager IMTP WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES IS WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE IN THE MAIL THIS IS OUR GUARANTEE! Thanks in advance for your business and If you have any questions, comments, needs, etc. please message me. Also, please leave some positive feedback if you?re happy with your order. We really do value our customers, so just reach out if you need to. WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES IS WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE IN THE MAIL. THIS IS OUR GUARANTEE. There will never be a time when you will find prices this low on so many vintage tokens. INVEST IN THE VALUE OF THESE RAPIDLY DISAPPEARING CULTURAL ARTIFACTS! Follow Me for DEALS!! DEALS!!! DEALS!!!! To visit our eBay store, scroll up to the Seller Information section near the title of the item. You can search through SIX THOUSAND of the best deals on tokens you will find anywhere online. Thanks for shopping! We sincerely value and appreciate our customers who know we have the lowest prices. What you see in the pictures is what you will receive in the mail. We don?t clean or polish any items, we just list them as fast as we can, just the way we found them. Make a reasonable offer and get a great deal. Thanks for shopping at the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post. Sincerely, Bookmanjosh Owner: Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post

Price: 5.98 USD

Location: Omaha, Nebraska

End Time: 2024-11-18T23:33:46.000Z

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